If I Were A Cat

If I Were A Cat

If I were a cat,
I am pretty sure I’d be black.
Maybe with one white paw.

My name would be Zeeda.
I think I’d be happy, unless I had a bad owner,
Then I would eat them when they were asleep.

If I were a cat,
I may fall in the toilet, because I don’t like litter at all.

If I were a cat,
I’d purr all the time,
as I watched lizards through the window.

If I were a cat,
I would like to stare at my owner all day,
it would creep them out,
they would wonder what I was thinking.

I think I would meow,
all of a sudden, and spaz a little bit.
My owner would freak and I would turn my head as if nothing.

If I were a cat,
I’d like to pounce and leap all around the house,
I don’t think I would want to go outside,
but I would pretend that I did.

If I were a cat,
I think I just might lie around all day,
thinking my thoughts, dreaming my dreams,
and having a clean some time.

I’d own the house, and would walk about,
with my tail in the air, slightly curved at the end.
I’d get what I want, cause I’d rub and I’d nudge
and I would look up with my sparkly eyes.

If I were a cat,
I would be kind of snub,
but I know that I would love my owner deeply.
I’d sit on their lap and headbutt their hand until I got a pet.

If I were a cat,
I suppose I wouldn’t be much different,
than I already am.


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Sharing the twistings, and musings that twirl in my mind. Hoping others can relate, or at least enjoy... To know more about me personally you can visit my website at Mind Retrofit.
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1 Response to If I Were A Cat

  1. alienhippy says:

    Pounce, pounce, pounce…stop licking the shoes.
    Great poem…Love you LOADS.
    Lisa. xxx 🙂

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